Ten Sure Fire Ways To Know You're Old

1. Instead of a newspaper, you take your Blackberry to the bathroom to read.
2. "Potty Talk" is considered cool.
3. You feel the need to text someone if you run out of hot water while bathing.
4. You're always asked, "Can we carry that out for you?" after buying $20 worth of groceries.
5. Your fellow teachers look younger than the kids you remembered teaching.
6. You have to push on the brake to get your car out of Park.
7. You have to pay for air for your tires and water to drink.
8. You don't know what an IPod, IPad, IPhone, or IOU are.
9. You get up each morning at 4:00 a.m. without an alarm clock.
10. You discover that some where along the way your ASS fell off!